Man, one of my favorite things to eat in the world is Cold Stone Creamery. I LOVE that stuff! And I’ll even share my favorite order: White Chocolate ice cream with real peanut butter and Nestle Crunch bar in it. I’m one of those people that think that almost everything is better with peanut butter (btw, ever met a non-American that liked peanut butter? I haven’t…)
But they suffer from 2 problems: 1) They are slow as HELL! Every person’s order takes (it feels like) 5 minutes to make. And if there is even a short line, you can be in for a wait. 2) They are only human. Yes, like all humans, they are capable of limited precision. This means that what I order will be a little (or a lot) different every time. Some of the servers take a big dollop of peanut butter, some use a smaller one. Some chop up the Crunch bar into fine pieces, some leave it as bigger pieces. It’s never quite the same…
I know, I know… Variety is the spice of life, right? Well, I got PLENTY of variety in my life, thank you! It’s cold, it’s hot, the market goes up, the market goes down, people are in a good mood, or maybe a bad mood. I’m sick, I’m healthy.
Really, I’ve got all the variety I can handle. I just want something I can bank on!
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